It takes a lot of intelligence, creativity and organisational skills to run (or "mis-manage" as we call it) a group like this.

But unfortunately the following were chosen for this year's (2026) mis-management:

 

Grand Master

Mother Fucking Teresa

This and that, but mainly that. Nominal head of our hash.

Biermeister Razor

Princess Park Whore

Regious Advisors

Goat Fucker, Banana Beater

Responsible for the weather.

Hare Razor

Cheshire Tiger

Press-ganging hashers into haring (laying trail).

Song Mistressei

Birdbrian, Half Monty

Leading us in any songs that may be sung, and maintaining an archive of these songs.

Hash Cash

Bottom Blower

Financial management of hash related activities: Cayman Island bank accounts, money laundering ... the usual CFO stuff.

Hash Sex

Hendl My Cock

Setting up meetings, writing minutes, ensuring tasks get done ... the engine of the mis-management if it was a clown car.

Webmeister

Comes In Handy

Social media malarky including, not least, this website.

Haberdashery

Airy Wiener and Anal Weiß ensuring we all look the part (best not to ask what that part is).